May 2013
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tastyhumanburgers:
redrumturtle:
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THERE WAS AN EYELASH ON MY EYEBALL BUT NOW IT’S GONE HELP
WHERE DO FOREIGN OBJECTS THAT SLIP BEHIND YOUR EYEBALLS GO
theres a portal behind the eyeball. the foreign objects slip into the portal and end up in satans lap.
well then I hope Satan enjoys my eyelash
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dirtyrottenidiots asked: you seem like a cool person and your blog back ground is beautiful. can we be friends
tastyhumanburgers:
*pours a 40 on the curb for all my favorite bands that have broken up*
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ronaldkn0x:
imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
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fartgallery:
I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself
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Just A Little Rain: 1,000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY →
mistymountainhopping:
Yay you guys I’m going to do a giveaway since I finally past the 1,000 followers mark, and I’m so grateful for every one of you. You guys are amazing and even if we don’t talk I love you! So remember these:
And all of the various other song title inspired outfits I did? Well for my…
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dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
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thatisalargebaby:
teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
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missnimrod:
am :) I :) the :) only :) one :) who’s :) still :) dying :) because :) of :) this :) ? :)
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~Teaps♥: So I've had an idea... Surprise giveaway! →
jarvis-cocksucker:
since I’ve been kicked out of college for this academic year, I thought I’d do something with my time, so aside from playing the Sims for twelve hours a day, I’ve also been making a few things, and I figured I might be able to sell them. I’m planning to open an etsy…
the-dreamer-has-to-go:
in the green day fandom we don’t say i love you. we say ‘i wanna be your dominated love slave.’ i think thats hauntingly beautiful.
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Write-Away Giveaway! 3 days left!
outercorner:
As a special gift to my followers, as celebration for my hitting the 100 followers mark, I am holding a special giveaway! As a broke college student with zero to negative incoming funds over the summer, I can’t very much offer to buy something you want. Nor do I have any coveted merchandise (or the money to ship said merchandise, to be frank). What I do have are my writing...
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plot twist: i gain the courage to talk about green day and wear merch to school
plot twist: Green Day fans stop making fun of Green Day.
plot twist: Billie Joe finally tells us what he knows.
plot twist: Tre Cool is the lone normal one.
plot twist: Tre Cool isn't very cool.
plot twist: Mike Dirnt wears sleeves.
plot twist: Billie Joe ages already.
plot twist: Green Day's next album is 5 records that are all just sprawling 90-minute rock operas.
plot twist: 21st Century Breakdown is unanimously voted as the fans' favorite album.
plot twist: All the fans hate on Dookie with a burning passion.
plot twist: Billie Joe finally tells us what he knows and what we're all supposed to know already. (Come on man. You've been saying that shit for like 20 years. Give us a clue already!)
biggest plot twist of all: We all meet Green Day.
vigilanteorangemochafrappuccino:
sheshitsinsilence:
vigilanteorangemochafrappuccino:
omfg i love these little shits Green Day make me so happy its 13 fucking days till I see them im smiling like a frickin mANIAC JELP HEMLKFJGME PLEASE IM SO EXCITED I JSUT CANT ANYMORE
OMG U LUCKY BASTARD HAVE A GOOD TIME THEY ARE AMAZING LIVE
YES THANK AHHH I WILL I STILL CANT BELIEVE IM GOING IM JUST...
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although you know what it’s entirely possible to like any combination of those bands because hey some days i like slayer and some days i like passion pit it just depends
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vigilanteorangemochafrappuccino:
omfg i love these little shits Green Day make me so happy its 13 fucking days till I see them im smiling like a frickin mANIAC JELP HEMLKFJGME PLEASE IM SO EXCITED I JSUT CANT ANYMORE
OMG U LUCKY BASTARD HAVE A GOOD TIME THEY ARE AMAZING LIVE
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“Don’t jack off a cactus, you’ll only hurt your hand and the cactus’ feelings.”
– Trè Cool (via wowthatscapslock)
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I’ve been thinking about doing a giveaway if I get to 500 followers (I have 462 rn) and obviously it would have to be green day merch I mean most of my merch I actually like and got from other giveaways (for serious I’ve won 2 giveaways already) but yeah I have three green day shirts that are too big for me and idk I can get my friend to do screen printed shirts? Would you guys be down...
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“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...”
– (via fuckoff-darling)
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kylobe:
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
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I really like green day but sometimes they just make it hard for me yknow
